I shoulda made a joke a month ago.

But isn't that all this is? One huge fucking joke? Dancing around some monster's feet, waiting for him to crush us? I almost feel like I broke an old tradition not following through on april fools, yet I hate it more every year, it feels. Sorry for the downtime. I've been busy, I guess you could say. Not a lot to talk about just yet, though.

The previous night.

Just, let me start off with a phrase, that by now should be familiar to everyone, what the FUCK. I decided to take a day to go see some concert, you know, get acquainted with a few local bands, and for once i had a normal night. Sort of. 3 exes in one location. And kids talking about Slenderman. Like it's casual shit. No. Fuck that. They don't understand the shit they're in bringing him up more and more. I swear to god though, I looked at the hockey rink and it was deteriorating.

To be honest, I have no clue what the fuck's going on, I look like i haven't slept in weeks but I've been able to sleep pretty well recently, minus last night. Just a quick update I guess. Love you guys.

regret

After sitting here, wondering what I should tell you guys, what I shouldn't, I felt considerably sick over disclosing the past month's events. I still miss everyone. I wish I was still in that shitty house, eating warm food and playing games with no worries. I miss my peace of mind too. I regret not being with Storms still, I regret not being to save Ian either time, but.. there's a light in the tunnel. I met someone, recently, no real connection, just a 'Hey we're going the same direction let's travel together' ordeal. He's really quiet. Got this fuckin' stare, thousand yards. I sometimes have to make sure he's still breathing because he can sit so still.

His name is Robert, I just call him Bobby because it rolls off the tongue. He listens to some good music, great for travel. I guess before his mom kicked him out, he played that kind of music, was an acoustic guitarist in some band. We're at some burger joint with free wifi. Really quiet in here, I guess it would be, no one's off work yet. I feel like all the early senseless killing is the worst. They were humans. I'm a human. How can I take another's life, and yet I'm still here. I miss my innocence, that I once had, the smile. I just want to feel better. He showed me this one song, called Sad Songs, believe it or not it helps. My conscience feels clearer every minute.

The Old Friend.

I'm not gonna post any chatlogs or any of that shit, but an old friend of mine, who wished for their identity to remain a secret contacted me. He completely freaked out, as he has seen my blog, tore me a new one over killing Ian. Multiple times. I asked hime if he understood the gravity of the shit I'm in, he laughed at me. He fucking laughed at me.

Then, there was a knock at his door, he said he'd be right back, so I waited, then some fucker with this retarded as fucking lack of typing skills, sorta like 's0m3 r374rd3d @ss sh17 |_1k3 7h1s' tells me just because Ian's done for, it doesn't mean I'm not a target. My friend is dead because of that fucker. Anyway, After that, my computer started bugging the fuck out, just fucking exploding with bugs, I had to do a full sysrestore, and even now, there's an operator symbol signifying a program that I cannot see nor can I close. Fuckin' proxies.

valentines season is over

That was a horrible fucking stretch of time. All those fucking commercials, "SPEND YOUR WORTHLESS FUCKING LINEN ON SHINIES IN HOPES YOU GET SEX FROM IT," ha, fuckit. The last time I ever used my dick for more than pissing was with storms that one time. Found out what she's been up to, glad she's with a better crowd than me. Don't get all offended either, saying it's because I spent the day alone. I didn't. I spent the day on a date with someone here, I've been hanging out in an industrial shell of a town, for the previous amount of time. She invited me in that night. I declined, gave her a kiss. She was found dead two days later.

I miss everyone. I miss storms, that smile she'd get, I miss Ian, before I had to actually kill him, I miss not worrying. He took this from me. My entire life, all stolen by some eldritch fucking horror that OUR MINDS MADE UP. Jesus fucking christ. Fuck you, Mister Surge. Fuck you. Even now, I want to embrace that girl. If I tried now, I'd be hugging an entrail soaked body. I don't want to cry, I've done too much of that by now.

I'm gonna stick here though. Running does nothing. He always finds you. Next time I meet someone, I'm not gonna let her die. Not again. I've lost everything now, except my own dignity, and if there comes something he can steal, I'm gonna invest in top of the line security to protect it. Slender security.  I'll check back with you guys, when I can.

Stay Sharp.

It's been months since my last post. Feels like years. Ian's dead. For good. I'm not. Looks like there's still some use left in me. It's funny, I've been living a semi-normal life now. I've been gaming again, forgot about this stupid blog for a while even, but one fact rang true, and it's why I'm here again writing this post. He found me. I was playing the newest cock of doody game, or whatever, and my power flickered. Figures, the house had shoddy wiring anyhow. I went outside to see if any fuses popped, none, I turned to see Him in my neighbor's back yard.

After that, I remember nothing. I awoke in my room, a nice cut over my eye. black eye too. Had an IM from an old friend. That's a story for another time though. That strahm guy, I seriously hope he's still kicking. Read his newest blog post, he had better be kicking otherwise I feel like we've lost our strongest support. Ken, signing off.

October is for the dead.

A lot's happened. The masked guy, don't know how, don't give a fuck how, is Ian. Fuck. Don't know how he even ended up this way, my best fucking friend, now my second worst enemy. He's got a different look in his eye though. rage. Don't know why either. Hold on. Someone's outside.

They were jehovah's witnesses, told them to take their god and shove him up Slenderman's ass. They looked at me like I'm crazy. Maybe I am, but that's just how I like it. Crazy means the playing field is level, and I have nothing to lose now, so my level playing field is now an advantage. I have a cut on my chest. some kind of operator symbol thing I guess. some person told me what it was on a crossroad. We drank and had a laugh. Parted ways, saw Ian behind a tree. Almost killed some college kids on Halloween. Dressing up like proxies, who the fuck do they think they are? They're too old for that shit anyway. Halloween, I mean, not being proxies. Luckily any Slenderman costume wearers are always too wide to fit his body, so I never make mistakes on that. plus the air around him seems to change to visible white, like some kind of background. Only for about an inch off of him though. were it brighter I could probably avoid him. Door again.

Ian. He charged me as soon as I opened it, had a knife, I turned it on him, but hesitated before stabbing him, knowing who he was. He ran out, his fucking master or whatever in the distance.  I have to go, changing locations. Post more tomorrow.